TDA - Tea Time with Monique

Monique sits in the confessional to let out a few of her frustrations of some of her fellow castmates.
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Journal Entry 1.1
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Hey girl, my start to this season is not all that hot, hunny. For starters, most people had already paired up for the first challenge of the season. Like, okay! That's fine, you know. But no one immediately paired up with me. And sis let me tell you, I was shook!

I understand that might give off some intimidating vibe (maybe its my hair, I don't know), but girl I should've had at least ONE person, right? Well, turns out it was my lucky day... NOT! The only person that came up to me once the challenge started was that FREAK who looked like he took a wrong turn and ended up here instead of his confederate meeting.

To make matters worse, he said I was "pretty for a black girl"... BOY BYE! I was ready to make that white devil turn red, white and BLUE with an ass whooping so BAD. Lord give me patience! Fortunately for him, Chef showed up, so you know a sister had to BOUNCE. Nuh-uh, my ass was not getting shot today, hunny!

After I bolted from Mr. USA, I met up with that girl... what was her name? She looked like if the three blind mice went goth... AMERICA! That's it. Shit, what's up with these white people... ANYWAYS, she seemed lost and I needed to make an ally. I knew with her I could pull the girl card. Plus, bless her heart, she needs my help! Just LOOK at her. Girl must be blind if she thinks that her outfit is camera ready. Poor thing. Having her as an ally would be like charity work! We'll start slow with her outfit and then go bigger with game moves.

I continued to walk with her and got to know her. I let her take the lead in finding the eggs because I wanted to gain her trust, but SHIT! Sis was leading us in all sorts of directions! Eventually, I had to take charge and lead us but then we encountered Chef! Like, this is the second time I had to deal with his ass! I'M TIRED! When he shot at us, I ended up using her as a shield... whoops!

We managed to escape (barely) and met up with a DADDY! Whew, he's so hot. His name is Hunter I think. Like, for a white boy his body was definitely banging! Well... that was my first impression of him and as hot as he is... he's batshit crazy. THE BOY IS CRACKED! He came up to me and America and asked us where Chef went! Like... he was ACTUALLY chasing Chef. Man, I just don't understand white people. For REAL. We pointed in his direction and went off.

And FINALLY we reached the boiler room. It was strange though, I feel like I heard some whimpering...
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Monique belongs to me
Leif belongs to AJToons 
America belongs to TheCuteLittleBow 
Hunter belongs to MissPaleMoon 

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